Why Did the Cow Want a Divorce?

May 9, 2023 O'Connor Family Law Newsletter

There are many reasons that a cow might want a divorce. Here are some of the most common reasons a cow might want a divorce from your favorite Westborough family law firm, O’Connor Family Law.

  • He felt like marrying his wife had been a huge Miss-Steak
  • He didn’t get enough s-moo-ches
  • He didn’t want to moo-ve out of state
  • Everything his wife said seemed like a bunch of bull
  • Because marriage was just too moo-ch for him
  • He felt like his wife had been moo-ching off of him for long enough
  • She never herd a word he said
  • Maybe we’ll never know all of the reasons, but it certainly wasn’t for the ali-moo-ny

Did we butcher the punch line? (We’re done, we promise!)

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